Dictionarul Pisicilor [Litera B]

Ce este Dictionarul Pisicilor?
Dictionarul Pisicilor reprezinta alterarea si maltratarea cuvintelor impreuna cu torturarea ochiului cititorului;Aceasta este varianta in limba engleza, dar pentru varianta in limba romana te poti uita pe orice profil de “punker” dupa hi5 sau al oricarui copil sub 15 ani. Trasatura cea mai importanta a acestui tip de dictionar este timpul indelungat de care ai nevoie sa deslusesti ce scrie. (in jur de 10-15 minute pentru 2-3 randuri.

Litera B

b – be, as in, “To be or not to be.” Bee, as in, “Dat bumblebee stung mai paw!”

b4 - before

baf – bath; a much dreaded occurrence for da kittehs! Often used with, “DO NOT WANT!!!”

bai – bye, most commonly used in, “kthxbai” Could also be used as, authored “bai”, like by or even buy, like you buy sumpin at teh stoar.

Balentymz dae – Valentines day

bankie – blanket; could also be: blankie

basketcat – a cat who is on, in or around one or more baskets

baskit – basket

battreez – batteries

BBQ – barbecue; used in OMGWTFBBQ and then means: nonsense or bery, bery, qte !

Bearcat – a cat assumes the “bear” position; standing on back paws in an upright position with front paws extended or reaching. Mouth is usually open and da pointee enz (claws) are visible. Can be used to attack da hoomins leg, but most likely, something dangled by da hoomin, e.g., feather stick, string, etc.

bedcat – a cat who can make a bed out of anything

bedduh – better; could also be bedda

bettah - better

BFF – best friends forever, can also be “bffe”

bfour - before

birdie- a creature kittehs’ love, sometimes as fud

birf - birth, often used with: day or mark

bizkits – Biscuits, the end product of da kitteh kneading a soft surface, e.g., hoomin belly (or udder fat area), cushionez, bed, etc.

blargh – more severe form of “argh” which was adapted from pirate speak for, “Oh no!” or “Ow!”

blind dates – not a good idea.

blz – balls, most commonly used with har, as in harblz. Alternate spelling – bls. Can also mean play balls, as in toys.

boaf - both

boks – box

BOOM HEADSHOT! - The reaction to pwning newbs in a first person shooter game.

borked – broken

botes – boats; votes

boxcat - a cat in a box, which would akshully be most cats

brainz – brains; alt. spelling, braynz

brb – be right back.

buffay – buffet

Burok – Barack, as in, Obama

buk – buck

bukkit – a container with a handle, usually blue

bunday - sunday

bunneh – bunny

buoy – boy

bunway airlines – Bunnies with extended ears prepped for lift off in order to transport critters to udder locations.

bwahahahaha – evil laugh